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Check out my guest post on Back Porch Reader about some Publishing tips. And be sure to enter my Amazon Giveaway!
I’d like to extend a warm welcome to Nina R. Shluntz who’s stopping by the Back Porch to chat about her new book Kale’s Paroxysm and offer readers a chance to participate in a giveaway.
Thanks for joining us Nina!
How can I get published?
One of the most commonly asked questions I get as an author is: How can I get published?
It seems there are a lot of writer’s out there who are still struggling to find a way to get their manuscript made into a real book. And since I’ve done it, I must know the secret. The process is an ever-changing one and these days there are a lot of options. There’s also a lot of people trying to take advantage of people who want to see their writing in print.
Writer’s Market: So back when I first started out, in the 2001-2005 years, the book…
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By Nina Schluntz
Genre: M/M Romance
Kale has spent years in a volatile relationship with his ex, Martin. Convinced he will come back, even after a conflict that results in Kale being incarcerated and suspended from his law firm, Kale begins a no-strings-attached relationship with the man he meets in jail.
Eli has always kept his romances with men temporary. He hasn’t always been honest about being gay and he prefers to keep the secrets of his past hidden. Kale’s obsessive nature makes it difficult though, and soon their relationship is edging toward something more.
Kale’s possessiveness appears to have no limits, nor do his fits of rage, and Eli worries, as Kale’s affection shifts from Martin to Eli, that he may become Kale’s next victim rather than his lover.
About the Author
Nina Schluntz is a native to rural Nebraska. In her youth, she often wrote short…
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Thanks for the feature!
By Nina Schluntz
Genre: M/M Romance
Kale has spent years in a volatile relationship with his ex, Martin. Convinced he will come
back, even after a conflict that results in Kale being incarcerated and suspended from his
law firm, Kale begins a no-strings- attached relationship with the man he meets in jail.
Eli has always kept his romances with men temporary. He hasn’t always been honest about
being gay and he prefers to keep the secrets of his past hidden. Kale’s obsessive nature
makes it difficult though, and soon their relationship is edging toward something more.
Kale’s possessiveness appears to have no limits, nor do his fits of rage, and Eli worries, as
Kale’s affection shifts from Martin to Eli, that he may become Kale’s next victim rather than
About the Author
Nina Schluntz is a native to rural…
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When I first saw the trailer for this movie—I knew I wanted to see it. Then the reviews came out—not a single positive one in the bunch. The “hate” was so strong that it made me want to see the movie even more. I simply had to know why this movie was so horrible.
The film is similar to “Maze Runner” and “Twilight.” There are obvious bits stolen from both films, so much so that one actor sounds exactly like Edward from “Twilight.” He acts exactly like him too.
In a nutshell—the movie is awesome. If you enjoy laughing and mocking a film that is trying to be a drama but comes off as a comedy. I thoroughly enjoying my viewing. The hardest part was stifling my laughter, because everyone around me was deadpan and, I dunno, trying to relate with characters? Whereas I mocked the characters and found their choices so silly I nearly busted a rib.
So here are a few examples of what I’m referring too. Be forewarned, there are some spoilers, but they are kept to a minimum. I don’t give away any of the plot.
The remaining human survivors have set up their own camp, after the first four invasion waves have hit. The Army shows up—in running trucks even though wave 1 took out all electronics—uh, red flags anyone? The Army takes the children on the buses, telling the parents that buses will come later for them. Now, I am not a parent so I cannot attest to whether I would willingly put my child on a bus and separate from them during an end of the world situation. Its not like there’s a visible threat happening to motivate them to get their children to safety, the Army says do it, and they do. I do not know a single parent who would do this. Nor do I think the Army would do this, because now they have a bunch of children they have to take care of. Maybe, women and children go first, and save the men for later, but never just take children. So right here, the movie was ruined for me, cause those parents would not give over their children, not without a huge fight. I’m talking concentration camp forced separation kind of situation.
Next, there’s a scene where the lead heroine is being shot at by a sniper. He hits her in the thigh. She rolls under a car. Which is a good safe place, but what does she do? After regaining her composure, she rolls out, empties her gun by shooting into the air (a gun no one showed her how to use) and then falls into the ditch and passes out. Who would do that? She basically ran into the line of fire and then passed out.
Someone saves her, she wakes up in their house. Of course, being the idiot she is, she tries to walk and the wound starts to bleed. Her rescuer then gives her stitches. She asks how long she’s been there and get this—a week. Um, why did you not give her stitches when she was unconscious? Why did you wait a week? And really, stitches aren’t going to do you any good after a week, there’s like a 24 hour window to do those, otherwise the skin is not going to reconnect. Those stitches either were a cure all or we hunkered down in the house for months, cause she’s walking, running, the whole deal a few scenes later.
My favorite part is the heroine’s alien stalker. He pretty much saw her and fell in love—crazy stalker, right? He flat out tells her that he loves her and wants to join the humans for her. Thankfully this movie does break one clique and the woman says she wants nothing to do with him, as she should, she freaks out and tell him to go away. It was nice to see a woman not fall into the arms of her crazy stalker. He keeps pursuing her, making for some awesome moments, especially when he finds her with her high school sweetheart. The, “who is this?” is just perfect and had me rolling on the floor.
I didn’t realize this last bit, but as I was telling my husband about how ridiculous the movie was, he asked me, “What weapons did the aliens have?” They had the technology to create earthquakes, spaceships, an EM pulse, even a virus that is transferable from birds to humans—yet, they did not bring their own weapons. I guess they figured, “We’ll just use whatever we find.” Who needs weapons for an alien invasion?
As I said, I would recommend seeing it, because its hilarious. But yes, the reviews are correct. You’ll figure out the plot twists way ahead of time, nothing about the film is believable, and its obvious the person writing it knows nothing about injuries, guns, science, or how humans behave in moments of crisis. But I actually did enjoy it. Part of me hopes there is a sequel…
My new novel has been released! If you enjoy tales of dragons, aliens and zombies, be sure to check out Aurum: Screams of Decompose
Zombies, plagues, war, assassins… and death
The Gold Dragon, the most powerful of the Wyverns, sets into motion the events needed to end the Wyvern-Alicorn War and bring about the legendary Triple Twilight. This event is rumored to bring peace to the galaxies, and sate the legendary Decompose who spreads deadly plagues.
The key to success lies with a woman who has spent her entire life as an assassin, hunting magical creatures who impose their will on lesser beings—a definition that both the Gold Dragon and Decompose fit.
Success seems within the dragon’s grasp, but the encroaching Triple Twilight creates new desires in Decompose that even the Gold Dragon did not foresee.
The now week-long craze at tattoo parlors in Louisiana, Texas and Connecticut follows the tragic suicide attempt by 11-year-old Michael Morones of Durham, N.C. A tattoo parlor owner in Lake Charles, La., says he’s been booked every day for the pony tattoos. The proceeds go toward Michael’s recovery.